Gentlemen,
The New Moon has risen. The fight for our rights as men is at hand we are faced with the most deadly threat we have ever encountered... Twilight...
This will be a test of our very souls to fight back aginst the typhoon of young 20 year old English actors. We must and we will stand and fight.
we have done it before! The Beatles, Billy Idol, Backstreet Boys, Nsync. Now Twilight. we are strong in numbers and they are not. We are men and
as such we are the most capable fighting force on earth! We are the hardworking, Tough, proud men. They wear make up and glitter (maybe some of
you do too but take no offense my brothers) and have no backbone we will persevere and stand strong and proud. Make no mistake we are lean mean and
are a definite fighting machine. to quote Nathan fillon (mal- firefly) "We do the impossible and that makes us mighty." if i had more time i would
add more inspirational quotes. However time is short, So i propose a siege of Hollywood to strike back at this threat. Stand strong brothers.
Next post:
In 2009 war was beginning
Men of the world: What happen?
Other man: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Other man: We get signal.
Men of the world: What!
Other man: Mainscreen turn on.
Men of the world: it's you!!
Twilight: How are you gentlemen!!
Twilight: All your women are belong to us.
Twilight: You are on the way to destruction.
Men of the world: What you say!!
Twilight: You have no chance to survive make your time. ha ha ha ha...
Men: Take off every 'Zig!!
Men (to pilots): You know what you doing.
Men: Move 'Zig!
Men: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Good stuff huh? i thought it was pretty funny. also a unrelated funny pic. Happy Friday everyone.
Alex
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